tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50707642745222829932024-02-19T15:52:51.997+01:00CAFÉ DO VELÓRIOEm 2008 pode-se fumar à vontade neste CAFÉMantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.comBlogger224125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-55761768961234554192009-01-22T23:21:00.002+00:002009-01-22T23:25:17.843+00:00Vamos brincar ao faz de contaImaginem que o manego era o Lousanix, vamos lá dar palpites para o comentário do "guitarrista"<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDH-MOaGZ4nLyZDejLY0S4eSHxI7F8hSqOpjE-lW0CaavsLOwlRykPPDbtLmz-DMV_g6zWOa1vlm5Kq-6-sU1YJigWkF-hm9LkKhnLqCen7oEca137S7VImBTD_M6b6aA1trUS4C0zMn-1/s1600-h/Slide38.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDH-MOaGZ4nLyZDejLY0S4eSHxI7F8hSqOpjE-lW0CaavsLOwlRykPPDbtLmz-DMV_g6zWOa1vlm5Kq-6-sU1YJigWkF-hm9LkKhnLqCen7oEca137S7VImBTD_M6b6aA1trUS4C0zMn-1/s400/Slide38.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294262611326954866" /></a>Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-22348229542862921562008-12-18T16:13:00.002+00:002008-12-18T16:17:09.014+00:00Quem é este Pai Natal?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiviVqROMTZ7hYeyNuIFGulF_SS90zhOnaPQ2BgI1Bbn9dVFvZLn7Ec_XVHWcW7aCwDs3vMcbVS4dxADWU-E5jwXH3YrYYxaop9pa-KkfqjW5R2qeKY-cQUqtMWygw0RlRYfEYlvoswNBK8/s1600-h/fkWcDs154936-02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiviVqROMTZ7hYeyNuIFGulF_SS90zhOnaPQ2BgI1Bbn9dVFvZLn7Ec_XVHWcW7aCwDs3vMcbVS4dxADWU-E5jwXH3YrYYxaop9pa-KkfqjW5R2qeKY-cQUqtMWygw0RlRYfEYlvoswNBK8/s400/fkWcDs154936-02.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281164879207524866" /></a><br />Esta pérola não é montagem.<br />REPITO não é montagem.<br />Será que alguém descobre quem é este pobre coitado?<br />Dá-se um par de sapatilhas Sanjo a quem descobrir quem é.Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-13854058311063637052008-04-23T21:48:00.003+00:002008-04-23T21:53:16.419+00:00MARIQUICES<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZXsDVDQ4QuWIFxNrA26vLiZsEJzHUwQGFtWj9wRpt6OLm9E6bIc3mdmPBiSj0G6Et6UbCqPvpCqKBRpxtJpGQ1Szibm_S40z5MCWgGo_N9233TVu_q2PH0NyNFd8frkH-pzrNBn3dWQda/s1600-h/mariquices.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192561779896476162" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZXsDVDQ4QuWIFxNrA26vLiZsEJzHUwQGFtWj9wRpt6OLm9E6bIc3mdmPBiSj0G6Et6UbCqPvpCqKBRpxtJpGQ1Szibm_S40z5MCWgGo_N9233TVu_q2PH0NyNFd8frkH-pzrNBn3dWQda/s400/mariquices.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrvl4-x7GlDrBF_8JPaCBp5KDu77pg3BLrhPy-OPwoESavaTRBgzOPz_pKSI6dOE-wMSgEqav3xOcyW-1s4xd5uEgsKgOl81N3UE_1f_OH9QRmCKBLBRXw7fcLgHLp-aN-6kLImxGYp1hp/s1600-h/mariquices.jpg"></a></div><br /><br /><div></div> Corja de mandriões!<br /><br /><div> Para animar, um 'best of'!</div><div> </div><div> Reparem na pose da moça...</div><div> </div><div> Oferecida!</div><div> </div><div> Boa!</div><div> </div><div> Vadia!</div>guliverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09505089579759004769noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-7213630783956737542008-02-26T16:19:00.002+00:002008-02-26T16:22:48.262+00:00FORDY, SEMPRE ELE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfRK6t8XlJqbygYkmmWblAQKmhqN-Ok1FAhJWbXisDv_njehRi5EbugHjSc1slWnai5GDM8_NyBUHwpuCI6OOF6mBlmEMunONzw6FQrF5c3uDj9MW5JO50XhmuntdSD08IsjNueTnuWq9H/s1600-h/cu.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5171324538870400498" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfRK6t8XlJqbygYkmmWblAQKmhqN-Ok1FAhJWbXisDv_njehRi5EbugHjSc1slWnai5GDM8_NyBUHwpuCI6OOF6mBlmEMunONzw6FQrF5c3uDj9MW5JO50XhmuntdSD08IsjNueTnuWq9H/s400/cu.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ah pois é!!!...<br />Pensavam que ele andava cansado...<br />Estava a ficar velho...<br />De pantufas em casa, não é?...<br /><br />Pois Fordy está vivo!!!guliverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09505089579759004769noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-79243277551745884092008-02-08T22:33:00.000+00:002008-02-08T22:51:37.899+00:00Vendo BMW 520 Touring - Reboliço quase enganado<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVJBs8n5qGmT1EPNIik1SFy_ahImUxDpPyQUVqNE7P7SgJuBGZnRODsa0VZcW-W6Omxu_tcubpEDb0Y6KoqIV0e0ntrZAovu_1jQvZoeCqVgxElobJJien_VITXLs_FA2JohXa__uPqGJU/s1600-h/Slide1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVJBs8n5qGmT1EPNIik1SFy_ahImUxDpPyQUVqNE7P7SgJuBGZnRODsa0VZcW-W6Omxu_tcubpEDb0Y6KoqIV0e0ntrZAovu_1jQvZoeCqVgxElobJJien_VITXLs_FA2JohXa__uPqGJU/s400/Slide1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164742032700029154" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Vendo</span><br />carrinha BMW 520 d Touring, de Outubro de 2005, com ap. 35.000Km, cor carbono (preto), linha “M” (estofos de couro, jantes liga leve, etc.), tecto de abrir (quase total).<br />Preço: 40.250Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-20881687567784832742008-01-12T00:01:00.000+00:002008-01-12T00:08:18.283+00:00Ides sofrer que nem cãesEis a explicação para o marasmo do Blog.<br />A maior parte da malta ausentou-se para bater este record.<br />É obra...!!!<br />Parabéns malta, grande feito.<br /><br />*Comentários de merda! Depois... fodem-se.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8CPYExu34bSgIfGuos2Qn2AmZ01XISNkMC-6orLPjqNsJ_SKkFmmnam9Cisiq1Yba_FWbGpOWTCfwBk63JuJOGzpCJ4aLtb470zWXfL2c2IRivJxKfCrZkZoASbzifwoAZvBgJestjFa9/s1600-h/Slide1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8CPYExu34bSgIfGuos2Qn2AmZ01XISNkMC-6orLPjqNsJ_SKkFmmnam9Cisiq1Yba_FWbGpOWTCfwBk63JuJOGzpCJ4aLtb470zWXfL2c2IRivJxKfCrZkZoASbzifwoAZvBgJestjFa9/s400/Slide1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154374689600222018" /></a>Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-39188231278062452892008-01-09T15:20:00.000+00:002008-01-09T15:24:41.798+00:00FERRARI<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaM2w0ADJ13dS6-bU3gNcYzDseBokhglVuu2qyEcxv-UfZBj1OUIZ3CSkCVvmf5J3urrynDVlH-_gaWK4HZUSJ2oVZQUjAIAeu61b6d6JwLRei6t7CoXeVoPlt_Y2LMOeiJLqjImGrxTR9/s1600-h/Slide1.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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Claro está que não empregou esta linguagem, o que disse foi: "Façam um desenho sobre o Natal. Usem lápis de cores, ou aguarelas, ou papel de lustro, o que quiserem. E tragam segunda-feira". [...] Os desenhos caíram na segunda-feira em cima da secretária da professora. [...] A Professora segura um desenho nas mãos, um desenho que não é melhor, nem pior que os outros. Mas ela tem os olhos fixos, está confusa, perturbada: o desenho mostra a invariável manjedoura, a vaca e o burrinho, e toda a restante figuração. Sobre esta cena já sem mistério cai a neve, e esta neve é preta. Porquê?<br /><br />"Porquê?" pergunta a Professora à Menina que fez o desenho. A Menina não responde. Talvez mais nervosa do que quereria mostrar, a Professora insiste. Há na sala os risos cruéis e os murmúrios de troça que sempre aparecem em ocasiões destas. A Menina está de pé, muito séria, um pouco trémula. E responde, por fim: "Pintei a neve preta porque foi nesse Natal que a minha mãe morreu". Fez-se silêncio e a Professora pensou, assim o veio a contar mais tarde; "À Lua já chegámos, mas quando e como conseguiremos chegar ao espírito de uma criança que pintou a neve preta porque a mãe lhe morreu?"<br /><br />Este é o outro lado do Natal, o lado do conforto. O conforto que desejamos para nós e o conforto que nos angustia saber haver crianças que o não têm. E que outros que um dia foram crianças também o não têm.<br /><br />O conforto que gostamos de ver lado a lado com a alegria.Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-45628785438834081762007-12-12T18:37:00.000+00:002007-12-12T18:42:13.205+00:00VALE TUDO<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3eaQ17sJ210eraAsTTco-FpzpYwPwx3nOZxvXchVOFl2_vNANretntd5dlj4TYWzYSucW_7fZnauRysIl5sewnscrgwoBBnwBFMIEKoqhyphenhyphenbHalqYVdxijRXEK4flVoHJcS91iXbQFsutx/s1600-h/vacas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5143157893645787890" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3eaQ17sJ210eraAsTTco-FpzpYwPwx3nOZxvXchVOFl2_vNANretntd5dlj4TYWzYSucW_7fZnauRysIl5sewnscrgwoBBnwBFMIEKoqhyphenhyphenbHalqYVdxijRXEK4flVoHJcS91iXbQFsutx/s400/vacas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div><br />A época não está famosa, o frio aperta, a caça escasseia...</div><div>Para Fordy e Guedix a hibernação está fora de causa, o sangue é demasiado fervente...</div><div>Vai daí... </div><div> </div><div>VALE TUDO!!!</div>guliverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09505089579759004769noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-75315370829300934972007-12-06T13:00:00.000+00:002007-12-06T13:04:51.673+00:00Enquanto Vosmecês passam horas no café<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsliIqMrDDs_-3SmKn1FhHUjxLzObQU34KtF-rbY7hvvTRePL3LAUndlHGIEKXzZNpNziBdC6of1xCNAJ_9DLFPC-fHpgRWnmNxQ_IpqzvN-LK211Gbri9Iuq8uHsSG5Da9asTw2cVzXy0/s1600-h/ELAS+NAO+PARAM.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsliIqMrDDs_-3SmKn1FhHUjxLzObQU34KtF-rbY7hvvTRePL3LAUndlHGIEKXzZNpNziBdC6of1xCNAJ_9DLFPC-fHpgRWnmNxQ_IpqzvN-LK211Gbri9Iuq8uHsSG5Da9asTw2cVzXy0/s400/ELAS+NAO+PARAM.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140845089768247970" /></a><br />e não sou eu que digo...<br />Cuidado malta, toca a ir para casa mais cedo, ou melhor ainda, NÃO SAIR DE CASA.Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-38855953610972936442007-12-05T23:12:00.000+00:002007-12-05T23:14:50.595+00:00FIEL PARA SEMPRE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihwh6nGBlnkuf19aa1EP8qjY8NFapVdekb0RUlbGQL2INl35ID7crR2KpyMHMw62o9rmEPHV6pLDFHtDYrucQ6EFRWqcORGFZk77lwIEL_MSKyHJY2eaM5im-xZFM2CeqRcHQZBIYHU9wq/s1600-h/Carinho.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140631025794178450" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihwh6nGBlnkuf19aa1EP8qjY8NFapVdekb0RUlbGQL2INl35ID7crR2KpyMHMw62o9rmEPHV6pLDFHtDYrucQ6EFRWqcORGFZk77lwIEL_MSKyHJY2eaM5im-xZFM2CeqRcHQZBIYHU9wq/s400/Carinho.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Aos Noivos, os Veladores desejam as maiores felicidades!guliverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09505089579759004769noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-50936197673919253682007-12-05T17:49:00.000+00:002007-12-05T17:55:32.750+00:00AS NOITES LOUCAS DO VELORIO<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXaDY8b5VJron58dhInQcd-MHBqxA6u7fS7P1sycoHrBYEd7hSERgcDnAghzFZ3Jw-gJkA1KgzqRANftezAflIaSvoycjNF3tj5GHo8RvQ3LM128rvgLV-kDwMmEjd3jaHr2i-U_jNOtHp/s1600-h/jonybr.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXaDY8b5VJron58dhInQcd-MHBqxA6u7fS7P1sycoHrBYEd7hSERgcDnAghzFZ3Jw-gJkA1KgzqRANftezAflIaSvoycjNF3tj5GHo8RvQ3LM128rvgLV-kDwMmEjd3jaHr2i-U_jNOtHp/s400/jonybr.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140548947478221458" /></a><br />É assim!<br />Uns jogam setas, outros encanam minis e o...Jonny espera pacientemente que se pirem.<br />Depois... hummm ...... depois é como tudo no Velório ........... À BRUTA!!!Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-19145595270830727572007-11-27T11:38:00.000+00:002007-12-03T13:08:28.335+00:00AFINAL HÁ NATAL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHI3oVDJxFwG9yiy2CctXGfKofeA963wrPKL7x8D0SXcn67AAAJoizJzji3-bVVukpUYRcle_5IvUBdDVeCEsQagl9B3w5rqoLMl3Rhq78kngYiVd3UA8DCjumVbSadsgHUHr0sTFzukOW/s1600-h/Slide1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHI3oVDJxFwG9yiy2CctXGfKofeA963wrPKL7x8D0SXcn67AAAJoizJzji3-bVVukpUYRcle_5IvUBdDVeCEsQagl9B3w5rqoLMl3Rhq78kngYiVd3UA8DCjumVbSadsgHUHr0sTFzukOW/s400/Slide1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5137486676923813010" /></a><br />Meninos,<br />Naldo após a célere convalescença, já confirmou que mais uma vez vai fazer as delícias da criançada.<br />Pelos vistos este ano quem não está pelos ajustes é Rudolfo, a Rena a quem Naldito chamou de bode velho.Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-84113831878567443132007-11-22T17:28:00.000+00:002007-11-22T17:29:58.316+00:00Outro bruto<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RiG-f616m6Y&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RiG-f616m6Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-10451023432034677842007-11-12T15:05:00.000+00:002007-11-12T15:14:37.163+00:00Pequenito mas ... entroncadito<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgba28auhtOOcZXolTOWPTMiz-fi5UY_D2b3JdaGbHlrM1Dj0NYjarlN4FqAST4mZ4FDd81V9qp40NkCujZX5JT3kAgE-LbTBKoMvCB6gvKnAwqa0yP-fGXcrxb_pClFyonS8KaVbg3FeOG/s1600-h/Slide1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgba28auhtOOcZXolTOWPTMiz-fi5UY_D2b3JdaGbHlrM1Dj0NYjarlN4FqAST4mZ4FDd81V9qp40NkCujZX5JT3kAgE-LbTBKoMvCB6gvKnAwqa0yP-fGXcrxb_pClFyonS8KaVbg3FeOG/s400/Slide1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131972539532458466" /></a><br /><br />É aqui e assim que ele vai fortalecendo os "muscalos"Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-34614027961417722302007-11-06T15:02:00.000+00:002007-11-06T15:05:02.429+00:00Eh... Toiro Lindooo, Toiro Bravooo...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxPyZZ5qjpqs0Xixt417X5CsuGC94aOghv_Xe_-l9-Z4uqQPhDB1PfSw-ALN8g_Yw42KCqy6vBHDP5BfpLTfhh6e3iPpBdkZiwYFHX-ohPOUh9j4sbHWe1I0POJkPmrWvcFEKFHf9MEdy4/s1600-h/O+pegador.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxPyZZ5qjpqs0Xixt417X5CsuGC94aOghv_Xe_-l9-Z4uqQPhDB1PfSw-ALN8g_Yw42KCqy6vBHDP5BfpLTfhh6e3iPpBdkZiwYFHX-ohPOUh9j4sbHWe1I0POJkPmrWvcFEKFHf9MEdy4/s400/O+pegador.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129743512119590514" /></a><br />Ahhhh... valente. Vai a ele!!!Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-38016554634667472902007-11-02T15:34:00.000+00:002007-11-02T16:31:49.157+00:00Nao sei ...... porquê, mas isto de futebol e fotocópias faz-me lembrar alguém.<br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d1vmNSq6h_A"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d1vmNSq6h_A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object>Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-79498223250393384372007-10-30T22:35:00.000+00:002007-10-30T22:38:22.431+00:00PARA CONTEMPLAR... E SONHAR<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihVfOasAifkGtCWdN5aWOB04A84jpJHWdF2gJ0ARKxsvGXEjZxeOvVEoJpOqEDHG9qWFl19mxCEcN0oMBoMnFgxqW66_akVE_O7DFAwA7DcvD8uQ4fdIAm58moY1u7QkmiWPgphZYkTuii/s1600-h/por+baixo.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127262626983320850" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihVfOasAifkGtCWdN5aWOB04A84jpJHWdF2gJ0ARKxsvGXEjZxeOvVEoJpOqEDHG9qWFl19mxCEcN0oMBoMnFgxqW66_akVE_O7DFAwA7DcvD8uQ4fdIAm58moY1u7QkmiWPgphZYkTuii/s400/por+baixo.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div><br />Aceitam-se comentários sérios...</div>guliverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09505089579759004769noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-70188673816795946602007-10-30T16:49:00.000+00:002007-10-30T16:53:48.506+00:00Entre Pereiro e Martinlongo<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhquJuyjke84zrStbh_SwXRW6pRuRLrn9jecyTt10yUNtsqkF4ue2UUyo-0zXolkppSl5ONVjaXocLHn3UZI4sT0m1f7ZSBna1uBh9dYQFgYicDQKEejT8j5RSlfmB8xaxvOsVyLDf07ApY/s1600-h/GNR-BT.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhquJuyjke84zrStbh_SwXRW6pRuRLrn9jecyTt10yUNtsqkF4ue2UUyo-0zXolkppSl5ONVjaXocLHn3UZI4sT0m1f7ZSBna1uBh9dYQFgYicDQKEejT8j5RSlfmB8xaxvOsVyLDf07ApY/s400/GNR-BT.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127173901905870434" /></a><br />Meus caros,<br />qual de vós terá sido atropelado em Alcoutim?<br />Aceito palpites justificados.Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-71390238670639759982007-10-22T16:41:00.000+00:002007-10-22T16:50:20.415+00:00Obelisco, Asterisco, patanisco, ... Chao do Bispo...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmJ8-Jf91Xp9E_Jr_cfshQBqO2NxzH6m1op7QbfM5A3HFwE5NAjPBWp51heQuqw6oDSlL2ZKZqYoYYi_TpRv83LgwrPiXDdBXgNJSDlJKIHK7FSB78PLWJN_SnwokTaP35KG5KrekxdKml/s1600-h/oblisco.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmJ8-Jf91Xp9E_Jr_cfshQBqO2NxzH6m1op7QbfM5A3HFwE5NAjPBWp51heQuqw6oDSlL2ZKZqYoYYi_TpRv83LgwrPiXDdBXgNJSDlJKIHK7FSB78PLWJN_SnwokTaP35KG5KrekxdKml/s400/oblisco.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5124202945942174834" /></a><br /><br />... ou lá que porra é aquela!<br />O que é certo, é que há falta de amigos por perto, este nosso ilustre amigo lá vai passando o tempo como pode.Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-92031768908328414642007-10-19T12:57:00.000+00:002007-10-19T13:07:49.339+00:00Última HoraTentaviva de suicídio colectivo<br /><br />Reboliço, Aramix, Çalito, Guedix e Ourives tentaram enforcar-se num bonsai, mas não conseguiram chegar com o cordel ao primeiro galho.<br /><br />Segundo informações chegadas encontram-se bem mas frustrados.<br /><br />Irão tentar novamente num pé de salsa.<br /><br />Faço um apelo aos restantes membros desta comunidade : <br /><br />"Façam algo, para que isto não venha a suceder".Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5070764274522282993.post-40444833566621738912007-10-10T23:22:00.000+00:002007-10-10T23:24:02.840+00:00Tributo aos bailarinos do VelorioAqui deixo esta singela homenagem, aos verdadeiros bailarinos do Café do Velório.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g-AdFiAeCRw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g-AdFiAeCRw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Mantorrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05550684974988633294noreply@blogger.com2